Uncle: “You should write a book about Lesbiens. I can handle that better.” (Direct quote)
Me: "News flash. I am a lesbian and I do not appreciate being objectified to my face. PS: YOU SIR ARE A FUCKING MISOGYNISTIC ASSHOLE." (Paraphrased)
Uncle: "Oh shit. I’m super, super sorry! My bad. That was a jackass thing to say! I didn’t realize that was super rude. I’ll try to think before I speak from now on. Please forgive me. :(" (Pharaphased)
OMG SWEET JESUS THERE IS HOPE FOR THE HUMAN RACE.
I can officially consider myself a professional writer. I get paid to write words. That payment goes toward paying bills (even writers like to eat and have a roof over our heads — despite how Hollywood likes to depict us). Then I’m broke and I have to wait for my next paycheck. Cie la vie…Anyway, this is why I feel as though I can have a pretentioustitle like “5 Things that I Know About Being a…
But first thing’s first. I have a giveaway winner to announce!HAHAT Giveaway Winner Is… A. Morell!
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